Apologies for the length of time since the last entry- following the unbridled wonders of both The Glade and Truck festivals, we, your faithful servants at Peepshow Enterprises, have barely been able to muster enough seratonin to do the Tesco run for Special Brew and Kitchen Foil. However there's nothing a little D.I.Y. electro-shock therapy can't cure and I'm glad to report that I for one can now feel the sensation returning to my face.
Anyhow, enough of this meandering bollocks I have important news.
****IMPORTANT NEWS****
The One Dollar Peep Show Live Revue has two new members!! Ashley White, beguiling siren of the Cholsey Downs, features on many songs on our album and will be joining us onstage on backing vocals. Ashley is 21 years old, her favourite colour is cyan and she can recall pi to 25,000 decimal places. As the Peepshow becomes increasingly young, pretty and female you can look forward to the older, uglier male members being phased out over the next few months and eventually sold as pet food.
They will be replaced by machines. Machines such as *B*O*T*. *B*O*T* is an Apple Mac which has been cunningly reconfigured to play all the bit of our music we can't be bothered to- with the added advantage that he never compains, gets hungry or falls asleep in the middle of a rehearsal. He will also be treading the boards with us at our ALBUM LAUNCH ON 31st AUGUST FEZ READING. Oh, did I mention that?
Hello Ashley! Hello *B*O*T*!
Hugs,
1dps
One Dollar Peep Show-better than waking up next to Peter Andre.
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Tickets for the Fez gig now available at: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/11573
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE